Is your headline good enough to survive the first punch?
Teardwn: Top Cat Copywriting Package
The First Punch copywriting
Your homepage has 5 seconds to win attention. If your first line flops, the rest doesn’t matter.
I’ll fix it for $199. Or tell you it’s already strong — and refund you $199.
No back-and-forth emails. No strategy calls. No fluff.
Just one headline. Written to punch harder than what you’ve got now.
How this thingy works:
✅ You send me your URL.
✅ I look at your first headline.
✅ I decide: "worthy, or weak."
✅ If it’s weak, I rewrite it.
✅ If it’s strong, I say so. I refund you $199. So you keep your money.
And your pride.
✅ Limited to 10 spots per month. First come, first punched.
What you get:
✅ 1 rewritten hero headline.
✅ Clear reasoning (not corporate waffle).
✅ Delivered in 24–72 hours.
✅ Bragging rights (if yours is already good).
Who is this for?
Makers, hackers, rebels…
eCommerce founders
vibe coding apps and web apps that feel like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits their websites, but no one buys a thing.
with websites that have miserable conversion rates because of “meh” messaging.
Coaches
Agencies
with oatmeal-taglines.
with “we help you grow” nonsense.
Why $199$ for one headline?
Because I've written headlines that helped brands like Hashtag Monday, Sunday, Wellgard recover thousands of dollars in untapped revenue.
If your headline survives, you walk away with clarity — for free.
If not...well at least you're finally getting one that finally sells you something.
Written by a a Pro copywriter, moi, Miguel Ferreira.
Not by ChatGPT.
Not clever for clever's sake. Just clear, provocative, relatable.
Anyone…
with the guts to get their baby project punched.
"Teardwn provided copywriting for our marketing landing page. This was instrumental in setting the tone and path forward for all marketing materials, communication, and branding. Prior to this, we had struggled and never came up with something consistent. Miguel provided clarity within a couple of weeks. He was easy to work with, fast, and collaborative."
Mimi Chan, Founder & CEO of Littlefund
"Miguel was the key for us to level-up our marketing. Previously we had only been iterating on our same tired messaging. I was impressed with how little work it took on our part to get a comprehensive review from Miguel. Then, making the changes was as simple as copy-and-pasting, and we saw a categorical improvement we would have never got to with our A/B testing."
Maia Bittner, Co-Founder of Pinch
"Creating a brand from scratch was incredibly overwhelming for us. We knew we needed help with copywriting, but we were afraid that someone from the outside might not 'get us'. However, Miguel was incredibly quick in understanding our tone of voice, our jokes and what we wanted to communicate. Resulting in a webpage that is simple but still funky!"
Leticia Horvath, Co-Founder of The Green Conspiracy
