Is your headline good enough to survive the first punch?
Teardwn: The First Punch Copywriting Package
Websites are like guests at a party. Everyone turns up looking polished. Only a few are interesting enough to make you want to see them again.
Your headline has 7 seconds to make a promise. Your subhead has 7 more to prove it. Fail either, and your reader’s brain hits eject.
The First Punch fixes both— giving your copy the kind of impact that actually earns a second look.
It's very simple, really. The First Punch is a pay-or-praise copy-stress test.$499 gets you one thing: clarity.
No back-and-forth emails. No strategy calls. No fluff.
All you have to do is to send me your homepage URL. If your headline and subhead aren’t clear, persuasive, and interesting, I’ll whip them into shape. If they already hit hard? You get a full refund… plus the quiet thrill of knowing you didn’t need help.
What you get:
✅ Brutal Truth Audit → why your current headline + sub-headline aren’t working (and the hidden costs).
✅ 3 rewritten headlines + 1 sub-head → not just one “fix”, but 3 distinct, impossible to ignore alternatives.
✅ Delivered in 48–72 hours.
✅ The reasoning behind each punch → so you understand the psychology, not just the words
✅ I only do 10 First Punches a month. Because good copy is scarce. And good judgment? Even scarcer.
Only 5 slots left for September 2025. Not sold out. Selected out.
Who is this for?
Makers, hackers, rebels…
eCommerce founders
vibe coding apps and web apps that feel like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits their websites, but no one buys a thing.
with websites that have miserable conversion rates because of “meh” messaging.
Coaches
Agencies
with oatmeal-taglines.
with “we help you grow” nonsense.
Founders burn $5,000 on trial-and-error ads. $499 gives you the words that stop the guessing
Why work with me? I've written headlines that helped brands like Hashtag Monday, Sunday, Wellgard recover thousands of dollars in untapped revenue.
If your website survives, you walk away with clarity — for free.
If not...well at least you're finally getting one that finally sells you something.
Written by a a Pro copywriter, moi, Miguel Ferreira.
Not by ChatGPT.
Not clever for clever's sake. Just clear, provocative, relatable.
Anyone…
with the guts to get their baby project punched.
"Teardwn provided copywriting for our marketing landing page. This was instrumental in setting the tone and path forward for all marketing materials, communication, and branding. Prior to this, we had struggled and never came up with something consistent. Miguel provided clarity within a couple of weeks. He was easy to work with, fast, and collaborative."
Mimi Chan, Founder & CEO of Littlefund
"Miguel was the key for us to level-up our marketing. Previously we had only been iterating on our same tired messaging. I was impressed with how little work it took on our part to get a comprehensive review from Miguel. Then, making the changes was as simple as copy-and-pasting, and we saw a categorical improvement we would have never got to with our A/B testing."
Maia Bittner, Co-Founder of Pinch
"Creating a brand from scratch was incredibly overwhelming for us. We knew we needed help with copywriting, but we were afraid that someone from the outside might not 'get us'. However, Miguel was incredibly quick in understanding our tone of voice, our jokes and what we wanted to communicate. Resulting in a webpage that is simple but still funky!"
Leticia Horvath, Co-Founder of The Green Conspiracy
