True or False: your website kinda feels like a Museum Gift Shop. Everyone visits it, but no one buys anything?
Should I stay or should I go? You've got 5.59 seconds.

5.59 seconds is how long people spend on average looking at a website's written content. You know...those thingies called words.

5.59 seconds is the average time it takes for them to decide "should I stay or should I go".

The sad truth? Most websites lose 80% (or more!) of their visitors in that time.

Why does this happen? It's like the old saying, "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink."

The same principle applies to your website. You can spend a million bucks on laser-targeted Facebook and Google ads.

You can invest thousands of dollars hiring SEO consultants.

You can try all sorts of voodoo, "growth hacking" hacks to drive more traffic to your website.

But you can't make people pull out their wallets and buy from you.

Because you're an entrepreneur, not a member of the New Jersey La Cosa Nostra mafia.

So you have to persuade people. And persuasion starts with words. But not any words. You need:

Words that cut through the noise.
Words that provoke.
Words that motivate the reader to act.

Moral of the story, stop second guessing and trying to figure out what's wrong with your website. Instead, get expert eyes to audit your website copy.
You need a behind the curtains, brutally honest landing page audit done by a Pro copywriter. And you need it pronto. The good news? I can audit your landing page in 72 hours.
The Behind the curtains copywriting audit includes:

  • A complete landing page teardown report.
  • A step-by-step guide with actionable copywriting advice. So you can rewrite your landing page copy at your own pace, whenever you need.
  • A checklist of tweaks, tiny edits and copy-paste-ready copywriting suggestions. To ramp up the persuasion power of your headlines, sub-headlines, body copy and call-to-actions.
  • A post-analysis feedback round over email.
Turnaround time: 72h
Your investment: $199
Order your copywriting audit pronto


So what happens now?
Here's how this Behind The Curtains Copywriting audit thingy works:
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Let a Pro Copywriter audit your website copy
.After booking my copywriting audit services, after checkout, Teardwn will redirect you to a form - my creative brief.

These are in-dept marketing questions. All you need to do is answer them. To help me understand a bit better your goals, your target audience and their motivations and needs. As well your brand attributes and benefits.

Order your "Behind the curtains audit" pronto
2
You relax for 72 hours
During that time, I'll put together a
blow-by-blow report with recommendations & step-by-step instructions on how to fix your home page copy (And spare you some very expensive mistakes).
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Get my Behind The Curtains Copywriting audit
You'll get a step-by-step guide with actionable copywriting advice. So you can rewrite your landing page copy at your own pace, whenever you need.


Nice things some of my favorite clients say:
"Teardwn provided copywriting for our marketing landing page. This was instrumental in setting the tone and path forward for all marketing materials, communication, and branding. Prior to this, we had struggled and never came up with something consistent. Miguel provided clarity within a couple of weeks. He was easy to work with, fast, and collaborative. I am looking forward to working with Teardwn again and again!"

Mimi Chan, Founder & CEO of Littlefund
"Miguel was the key for us to level-up our marketing. Previously we had only been iterating on our same tired messaging. I was impressed with how little work it took on our part to get a comprehensive review from Miguel. Then, making the changes was as simple as copy-and-pasting, and we saw a categorical improvement we would have never got to with our A/B testing. I've since then recommended Miguel to many of my similarly-minded friends who tend to focus on the mechanics of a feature rather than the emotionally resonant messaging that actually sells it!"

Maia Bittner, Co-Founder of Pinch
"Creating a brand from scratch was incredibly overwhelming for us. We knew we needed help with copywriting, but we were afraid that someone from the outside might not 'get us'. However, Miguel was incredibly quick in understanding our tone of voice, our jokes and what we wanted to communicate. Resulting in a webpage that is simple but still funky!"

Leticia Horvath, Co-Founder of The Green Conspiracy
WHO IS THIS GUY ANYWAY?
Teardwn was founded by me me me Miguel Ferreira. When you work with me, this is what you can expect.
You're not working with a freelancer. I'm a business owner, just like you.
I run my own company (Teardwn), so I understand your challenges (running and growing a business is hard!). Teardwn is here to help companies like yours find their voice. And use copywriting as your legal unfair competitive advantage to GROW & COMPETE with the Big Brands out there. See how I've helped some of my favorite clients, I'd love to help you too.
Not your typical copywriter. I've been hanging around the European startup scene for over 9 years.
I'm a trained marketer and have an MSc in International Marketing Management from University of Surrey. I have a 10+ year track record of building startups & brands. I founded That Special Record (RIP) and co-founded Foodzai (RIP) and Gruv Lisbon (RIP). But I'm also a solo entrepreneur bootstrapping my own products. You might remember me as the guy who created:

- Great Landing Page Copy - A little corner of the internet to find great landing page copywriting examples.
- Creative Samba, a newsletter about the power of creativity to solve business problems.
- Chill Music Club - The chillest place on the interwebs to discover new music (without using algorithms).
- Copy Ipsum - A template for writing unignorable landing page copy. Perfect for micro startups & side projects.
- The hashtag #ihaveathingforvinyl on Instagram.
Skin in the game experience
I have learned over years and years and years of trial and error, building my own startups, side projects and digital products. That's why I do things for myself that match what I say I'll do for my clients. You can't beat this type of experience.
Still not sure?
I'm only interested in helping you fix your low-converting website, so if you don't get enough value out of your copywriting package, you get a 30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked.
If this copywriting package isn't exaaaaaactly what you're looking, no problemo. I have other options available that might suite you. Check them here. If you're interested in learning more about how we can work together, get in touch: miguel[at]teardwn[dot]com.
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